“Trump Care” The Republican Replacement Plan for “Obama Care”

The new Republican Health Plan called ‘Trump Care“  that will be replacing “Obama Care” has been released.  The plan will cover one jar of Vaseline and surgical gloves for physicians performing Trump Care. The plan will not cover the physicians procedure costs but Republicans have provided health care savings plans to cover these costs. This …

Trumps Calls Chuck Schumer – “Cry Baby”

President Trump laughed when asked what he thought about Chuck Schumer crying over the “Muslim Ban”. Trump called Schumer a “Cry Baby” who was playing to to liberal left but “True Americans” would see through his B-Rated acting job. Trump joked “Hillary Clinton had a bigger set then Schumer”. Trump went on to say the Democrats are”Losers” …

Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump Names Supreme Court Nominee

President Trump nominates “Judge Pepe the Frog”  from the fifth circuit Lilly pad from Pittsburgh.  “Judge Pepe” has outstanding legal skills, a brilliant mind, tremendous discipline and has earned bipartisan support,” Mr. Trump said. After being introduced Judge  Pepe said he was humbled by his “most solemn assignment.” “I will do all my powers permit to be a …

Trump Sign an Bans Executive Order to Ban Muslims from the United States

President Donald J Trump has signed an Executive Order to ban Muslims from the United States. Reinhard Heydrich a spokesman for the Trump Administration later clarified that is was only a ban from 7 Muslim countries and insisted this was not a ban on all Muslims. Heydrich said there was no ban where Supreme Leader Trump …

President Trump Humiliates Mexican President

Trump’s Spokesperson Irmfried Eberal informed the press Supreme Leader Trump sent Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto back to Mexico. When asked about the statement released by the Mexican Goverment saying they cancelled the meeting. Irmfried Eberal called the statement “Fake News“. The real story is President Trump sent him packing back to Mexico. The President is considering sanctions …

Tensions Mount Between North Korea and The United States

Tensions continue to mount between North Korea and United States. Kim jong-il tweeted that he was the first Supreme Leader on twitter and was the “Best” Supreme Leader. Speculation immediately began to heat up over the twitter stratosphere. When there was no immediate response from President Trump, tense chatter began among the common twitters. TME …

Betsy DeVos Unveils Jobs Curriculum for Minorities to Senate Education Committee

Betsy DeVos the daughter in law to Amway Co-Founder billionaire Richard DeVos and Trump’s Secretary of Education nominee.  DeVos unveiled an education and jobs program during her Senate confirmation hearing. DeVos told Washington Sen. Patty Murray, the top Democrat on the committee that she would implement an Amway education curriculum that would teach minority children how to start …

Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump Signs an Executive Order Declaring His Inauguration as the Largest Ever! Biggest in the History of Mankind!

Answer this question? Who will go down in history as the President with the largest inauguration in history? The answer, Donald J. Trump! President Trump signed an Executive Order declaring his inauguration as the “Largest Ever”. In the Executive Order the Supreme Leader can count the Women’s March as part of his inauguration numbers. The …

Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump Signs an Executive Order Declaring Himself the Popular Vote Winner!

President Trump signed an Executive Order today declaring himself the winner of the popular vote due to voter fraud. House Republicans took up a resolution immediately in the House. Mitch McConnell said the Senate will follow suit. McConnell said it was time to expose the cheating ways of the Democrats. McConnell showed a picture of …