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Trump to Visit Smithsonian Black Museum

President Trump said he would be having lunch with  Fredrick Douglass while visiting the new Smithsonian Black Museum and looked forward to meet Fredrick  “A Great Black American“. while visiting the new Smithsonian Black Museum. When a reporter told the President that Fredrick Douglass was dead the President responded “That was Fake News and moved on”. …

Exclusive Ivanka Trump Initiated Trade Talks with Canada

TME Reporter Bing Bong is reporting that Ivanka Trump initiated secret bi-lateral trade talks with members of the Canadian Government the day after Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau visited the White House. Trudeau and President Trump met with female leaders for a round table discussion as the two countries work to launch the United States Canada …

President Trump Cites High Rates of Crime by Immigrants in Sweden

President Trump called out Sweden for it’s liberal immigration policies in a speech to supporters in Florida on Saturday. President  Trump citing a Fox News segment (Real News) that crime was running rampant in Sweden after letting in almost 200,000 immigrants from the middle east. Trump said “The IKEA network is alive and well in …

Flynn Resigns

Dmitry Sergeyevich Peskov spokesmen for the White House announced that General Micheal Flynn submitted his letter of resignation to the President.  Peskov said the President was very disappointed and was hesitant to accept the resignation but Flynn insisted. The world lost one of its most knowledgeable leaders especially on Russian and the Baltic States. 

“Trump Care” The Republican Replacement Plan for “Obama Care”

The new Republican Health Plan called ‘Trump Care“  that will be replacing “Obama Care” has been released.  The plan will cover one jar of Vaseline and surgical gloves for physicians performing Trump Care. The plan will not cover the physicians procedure costs but Republicans have provided health care savings plans to cover these costs. This …

Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump Names Supreme Court Nominee

President Trump nominates “Judge Pepe the Frog”  from the fifth circuit Lilly pad from Pittsburgh.  “Judge Pepe” has outstanding legal skills, a brilliant mind, tremendous discipline and has earned bipartisan support,” Mr. Trump said. After being introduced Judge  Pepe said he was humbled by his “most solemn assignment.” “I will do all my powers permit to be a …

Trump Sign an Bans Executive Order to Ban Muslims from the United States

President Donald J Trump has signed an Executive Order to ban Muslims from the United States. Reinhard Heydrich a spokesman for the Trump Administration later clarified that is was only a ban from 7 Muslim countries and insisted this was not a ban on all Muslims. Heydrich said there was no ban where Supreme Leader Trump …