Do you feel like you woke up in a parallel universe on Nov 9th, 2016? Welcome to Trump Land. A happy land where our fearless leader Donald J. Trump leads us to a happy land of unicorns and lollipops. Our lives now make sense. Thank you oh fearless one. We are so grateful for your fearless leadership! We are indebted to your wisdom and knowledge that you tweet us everyday to make our days better! We lived in a world of elite and lies before you Supreme Leader delivered us to the truth of their fake lies. We are so indebted to you giving us a voice, your voice of strength and truth. We once thought facts were real until you taught us oh “Great One” alternative facts were real. We are so grateful for your “Big Ivy League Brain” to teach us the difference between “Real News” from “Fake News”. We hope you are pleased with our effort “Mr President, ” Yes, We know you have a Big Brain Mr. President and we feel blessed when your Big Brain shares any knowledge with us peasants. You honor us with your presence oh “Great One”. We know that you have made a great sacrifice to give us a great health care plan, big time factory jobs, milk and honey everywhere, puppies and rainbows through out the land, everyone back in their places, harmony and peace for all. And Most of All, Merry Christmas!