Trump Signs an Executive Order for “Trump Youth Program”

Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump is concerned that children in the United States are becoming “wimpy” said  Artur Axmann spokesperson for the Trump Team. Axmann said the President believes “The weak must be chiseled away. I want young men and women who can suffer pain. A young American must be as swift as a greyhound, as tough as leather, and as hard as Krupp’s steel.

The Order instructs the Dept of Education to implement the “Trump Youth Program“. The program was designed by Trump advisers Steve Bannon  and Heinrich Himmler.

The statement reads; Helicopter moms and politically correct dads who teach their kids everyone is a winner is so wrong. Giving everyone a trophy who was on the team is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. The star player should be the only one getting a trophy. We are starting a new program to be taught in schools called “Winners and Losers”.

This will train a new generation of leaders and followers and help every child find their place in American society.  It is more important to learn at a young age whether you are a follower or a leader. Each plays an important role in American society so we can have successful future leaders for the Republican Party and America. Axmann released these photo’s of a beta camp run by Bannon and Himmler over during the summer and a recruitment poster for the program.

When asked later by reporters about the camp President Trump said “It was amazing, the kids just had the greatest time and this program will help make America Great Again.

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                           Trump Youth Camp
Trump Youth Poster
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