The US has entered into bi-lateral talks for a new trade agreement with Canada. The US has offered President Trump for Justin Trudeau straight up. The Canadians laughed at the offer. The Canadian countered with Trump, Obama, the east coast and west coast states. The US responded with President Trump, Steve Bannon, Stephen Miller and the Dakota’s. The Canadians have been laughing for 3 days now and keep pointing to the head of the US team Ramzan Kadyrov but cannot seem to stop laughing long enough to make a counter offer. Protests broke all over Canada protesting the talks.