Do you feel like you woke up in a parallel universe on Nov 9th, 2016? Welcome to Trump Land. A happy land where our fearless leader Donald J. Trump leads us to a happy land of unicorns and lollipops. Our lives now make sense. Thank you oh fearless one. We are so grateful for your …
Robert De Niro warned new college graduates that in movie terms,” America was once “an inspiring uplifting drama” but has now turned into “a tragic dumb–s comedy.” http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/05/30/robert-de-niro-once-inspiring-us-now-tragic-dumb-comedy.html
TME Reporter Bing Bong is reporting that Ivanka Trump initiated secret bi-lateral trade talks with members of the Canadian Government the day after Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau visited the White House. Trudeau and President Trump met with female leaders for a round table discussion as the two countries work to launch the United States Canada …
President Trump called out Sweden for it’s liberal immigration policies in a speech to supporters in Florida on Saturday. President Trump citing a Fox News segment (Real News) that crime was running rampant in Sweden after letting in almost 200,000 immigrants from the middle east. Trump said “The IKEA network is alive and well in …
The US has entered into bi-lateral talks for a new trade agreement with Canada. The US has offered President Trump for Justin Trudeau straight up. The Canadians laughed at the offer. The Canadian countered with Trump, Obama, the east coast and west coast states. The US responded with President Trump, Steve Bannon, Stephen Miller and …
President Trump announced today that his “Cabinet” has the highest and biggest “Testosterone Level” ever, Trump went on to say “Probably biggest ever in history of the “United States and The World”. Trump said “He heard people were saying this could be the biggest and best ever, ever in history. Shawn Spicer later elaborated to …
The new Republican Health Plan called ‘Trump Care“ that will be replacing “Obama Care” has been released. The plan will cover one jar of Vaseline and surgical gloves for physicians performing Trump Care. The plan will not cover the physicians procedure costs but Republicans have provided health care savings plans to cover these costs. This …
President Trump laughed when asked what he thought about Chuck Schumer crying over the “Muslim Ban”. Trump called Schumer a “Cry Baby” who was playing to to liberal left but “True Americans” would see through his B-Rated acting job. Trump joked “Hillary Clinton had a bigger set then Schumer”. Trump went on to say the Democrats are”Losers” …
President Trump was caught on tape by our reporter Bing Bong as they discussed the North Korean crisis. Here is a transcript of that tape: Pompeo: Sir we have to pick an appropriate response. Trump: Kim jong ill could not even hold my jockstrap Mike. Pompeo: Yes Sir Trump: You should how big it is Mike, …
Grand Poobah Artie Fisher of Burnt Balls Arkansas says the KKK will withdraw their support for Senator Jeff Sessions to be Donald Trumps Attorney General. Fisher says when Sessions withdrew his support from the Klan because of alleged joint burning instead of cross burning he felt Sessions was unfair and hurt his feelings. Fisher believes Sessions …