President Trump said he would be having lunch with Fredrick Douglass while visiting the new Smithsonian Black Museum and looked forward to meet Fredrick “A Great Black American“. while visiting the new Smithsonian Black Museum. When a reporter told the President that Fredrick Douglass was dead the President responded “That was Fake News and moved on”. …
Stephen Miller Senior Advisor to President Donald Trump agreed for an exclusive interview with TME reporter Dick Dickless. Dickless: Thank you for coming. So Stephen it has been a rough week for the Trump Team? Miller: Dick this is all fake news I will prove it today! Dickless: So, this is breaking news? Miller:(voice rising …
Our Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump is concerned about leaks coming out of the White House. In order to investigate these leaks President Trump will active the White House Plumbers. The President shared that his extensive background as a builder tells him that leaks are Bad, Very Bad! The White House could be ruined if …
President Trump laughed when asked what he thought about Chuck Schumer crying over the “Muslim Ban”. Trump called Schumer a “Cry Baby” who was playing to to liberal left but “True Americans” would see through his B-Rated acting job. Trump joked “Hillary Clinton had a bigger set then Schumer”. Trump went on to say the Democrats are”Losers” …
Tensions continue to mount between North Korea and United States. Kim jong-il tweeted that he was the first Supreme Leader on twitter and was the “Best” Supreme Leader. Speculation immediately began to heat up over the twitter stratosphere. When there was no immediate response from President Trump, tense chatter began among the common twitters. TME …
President Trump approved the first enhancement interrogation technique today that can used by US Intelligence Agencies when interrogating terrorist. The technique consists of strapping terrorist to a chair in front of a big screen monitor attached to a massive sound system. They will then be forced to watch Hillary Clintons campaign speeches. From day one of …
Betsy DeVos the daughter in law to Amway Co-Founder billionaire Richard DeVos and Trump’s Secretary of Education nominee. DeVos unveiled an education and jobs program during her Senate confirmation hearing. DeVos told Washington Sen. Patty Murray, the top Democrat on the committee that she would implement an Amway education curriculum that would teach minority children how to start …
President Trump signed an Executive Order this morning to change the name of “Voice of America” to ‘Trump Entertainment Media”. Trump and many Republicans believe “Voice of America” was not American enough. Trump says TME will make America Great Again!
In an interview with Trump Media Entertainment (TME) President Trump told reporter Timothy Barrett the “Tim Man that “Theresa May “In her day was a solid seven on his rating scale”. When asked if in his bachelor days would he have dated May? Trump said “No” he only dated Tens. Upon hearing of President Trumps rating …
Answer this question? Who will go down in history as the President with the largest inauguration in history? The answer, Donald J. Trump! President Trump signed an Executive Order declaring his inauguration as the “Largest Ever”. In the Executive Order the Supreme Leader can count the Women’s March as part of his inauguration numbers. The …
At CIA Headquarters in Langley Virginia Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump spoke about his supposed war with the CIA. Trump revealed that the media made up stories that he called the “intelligence agencies Nazis”. The Supreme Leader laid to rest any false stories by telling the attending CIA Staff that he loved them and was …